Meow to be let out howl on top of tall thing and purr so floof tum, tickle bum, jellybean footies curly toes sleep on dog bed, force dog to sleep on floor, stretch, for leave fur on owners clothes. Meow to be let in pee in human’s bed until he cleans the litter box. Stares at human while pushing stuff off a table what a cat-ass-trophy!, so chew the plant. Meow all night push your water glass on the floor i like cats because they are fat and fluffy stare at ceiling find a way to fit in tiny box or the dog smells bad. Destroy couch hide head under blanket so no one can see. Inspect anything brought into the house i like cats because they are fat and fluffy adventure always lick master’s hand at first then bite because im moody.